The Barista
Feast DayEvery morning, between opening and the third customer
- The barely conscious
- who have not yet decided who they are today
- holding of two states simultaneously (awake/not awake)
The Barista is the only saint with no recorded name. The Church holds that this is appropriate. The Barista has seen things. The Barista does not judge. The Barista asks only what you want and then makes it, even if what you want is unclear, even if you said it wrong, even if you changed your mind at the last moment. The Barista has been canonised not for any single act but for the cumulative weight of ten thousand small mercies performed before 9am. The Church's position on tipping is: yes.